...even heat jokes don't give much relief! It looks like we may reach record temperatures this week, and that it may get to 116 degrees on Thursday. The previous high temperature on that date was 115 set in 1958. No big deal--we've seen it hotter than this. Yea. We can take it! Here are some of those hot one liners that you can rattle off to your friends who call on the phone to give you a hard time about living in this terrible heat. Or if poetry is more your style, this piece about the creation of Arizona might give you a chuckle.

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