Phoenix

Arizona Heat Jokes

Arizona heat is nothing to laugh at. But sometimes there's just nothing else you can do but laugh. Here are some heat jokes about Arizona--enjoy!

Does it get so hot in Phoenix, Arizona that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk? I did the experiment, and you can see the pictures.

This might just be the poem from Hell. You'll see what I mean.

Many people who move to Arizona can easily identify with this diary. You'd better read this--this could be your story!

I know it isn't about heat, but if you like those jokes you'll like this one, too. It's about Arizona bugs and pests.

If you are relatively new to Arizona, you might not have heard some of these one liners before.